This happens on a daily basis (substitute flower for anything) and welcome to my life :)
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Mom: HML do not eat that flower.
HML: Puts flower near mouth (but does not eat it).
Mom: I know you understand me - I said, do not eat that flower.
HML: Lowers hand holding flower, and gives me THE LOOK - then slowly and deliberately puts the flower back towards her mouth (keeps eye contact the entire time - but does not eat it).
Mom: Noooooo!
HML: Lowers hand holding flower and quickly puts flower near mouth (but does not eat it).
Mom: Noooooo!
HML: Lowers hand holding flower and quickly puts flower near mouth, then smirks.
Mom: Noooooooooooo!
HML: Puts flower near mouth and goes in for the kill (my parents are SO stupid).
Mom: Physically removes flower from 11 month old vice grip.
HML: Screams - gives me THE LOOK - and then happily finds something else to put in her mouth :)
Since I posted the pregnancy photo series on Wednesday's, it felt right to continue that rhythm. I hope you appreciate my attempt at self discipline, and ENJOY, CHERISH, AND HONOR all things teeny-weeny...but only on Wednesday's :)



