So, this happened, right?
And after hours of research/creating/deleting/re-creating/designing/redesigning/customizing/un-customizing/ blah blah blah - would you believe that I am back to where I started? Cause where I started was somehow the best solution (I just didn't know it).
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Please LIKE my page (in the left column) before I throw my computer against a wall - thank you :)